_______(occupation) in Paradise.

There’s something special about this place. It’s so nice to finally __________(verb) all day without guilt, and __________(verb) whenever I want. The buffet is incredible—they never run out of __________(plural noun), and they have all-you-can-eat __________(food) all day. Yesterday, a group of us rented __________(plural nouns) on the beach, then __________(past tense verb) in the […]

All the world’s problems are solved.

There is no __________(noun) anymore, and everyone has plenty of __________(plural noun). __________(person) finally died in a freak __________(noun) accident, and no one else was hurt. The __________(noun) factory finally reopened as a co-op. We are so much less focused on __________(plural noun) and __________(plural noun). I think we as a culture have evolved and […]

I loved that movie when I was a kid

You know what this reminds me of? It’s just like that movie, when the __________(person) goes to the __________(place) and finds a secret __________(noun). And then the __________(job title) finds out they have it, and tries to __________(verb) them off the road, but the talisman has a spell on it so no one can __________(verb) […]

Grillmaster

You should see this guy on the grill. He’s a(n) __________(adj.) grill-ninja! He’s got __________(plural noun) in one hand, and __________(plural noun) in the other. He’ll be __________(verb ending in -ing) all casual and then just right at the right exact time, boom, he’s flipping the __________(plural noun) before they __________(verb). Thank you, grillmaster, for […]

This Jacket

Wow! _________(name), check out this jacket on me. It’s __________(adj.), right? I mean, I think it makes me look __________(adj.), like maybe I go _________(verb ending in -ing) on the weekends. What do you think? Was this professionally __________(past tense verb)? It fits me like a __________(noun). I can’t believe this, was this lining __________(noun)-pressed […]

Clown

Look at that guy. Is he a clown? He’s got a(n) __________(adj.) hat, makeup, and __________(adj.) shoes. I dunno, seems pretty clown to me. You think he’s on his way to the clown __________(type of event)? He’s gonna meet up with other clowns and __________(verb) into the night? Juggle __________(plural noun) while __________(verb ending in […]

River Float

Is this your tube or my tube? It’s got a(n) __________(adj.) marking on it, and it says “__________(last thing your mother said to you).” Oh, that’s mine. Sweet, well, let’s get our gear together, let’s see, oh, cool you brought a(n) __________(noun)! I’ve always wanted to bring one of those on the river! I brought […]

Board Game Night

I cannot wait for everybody to come over for mother-__________(gerund) board game night. It’s on, man! I’ve got all the greats: __________(noun)-opoly, Escape __________(noun)-bury Manor, and __________(plural noun) of __________(place), but that ones more of an RPG, not sure we’ll get to that because we also got __________(plural noun), which is a really fun and […]

Best Friends

My best friend is my hero. She is just a(n) __________ (adj.)*, no-nonsense __________(noun)* with a penchant for __________ (noun)*. We both studied __________ (gerund) in college, and we bonded in class one day when we were discussing the effects of __________(plural noun) upon modern, __________(adj.) __________(plural noun) in the Northern Hemisphere. Great times. __________(adj.) […]