Grillmaster

You should see this guy on the grill. He’s a(n) __________(adj.) grill-ninja! He’s got __________(plural noun) in one hand, and __________(plural noun) in the other. He’ll be __________(verb ending in -ing) all casual and then just right at the right exact time, boom, he’s flipping the __________(plural noun) before they __________(verb).

Thank you, grillmaster, for blessing us with your __________(adj.)-ass grill skills. No, I mean it, it means a lot to know that our __________(plural noun) are safe in your __________(adj.), talented grillers’ hands.

Do you guys even know how lucky you are that this guy, who __________(present-tense verb) all day so he can __________(verb) us in the mouth with this delicious, _________(adj.) food, this guy who hath found mine heart through mine stomach….do you know how lucky you are to be here __________(verb ending in -ing) here with the grillmaster today?